Science. With Lemons. AI Song

[Verse 1] Welcome to the lab, where things explode and burn We're breaking all the rules, who cares what we learn? Pour the gel, throw the switch, let's see what sticks When you're chasing progress, don’t think, just mix We don’t ask questions, we just light the fuse If you're still standing, congrats—you didn’t lose! Here at Aperture, we aim for the sky If the test subjects scream, we just wonder why [Pre-Chorus] So what if it’s dangerous? So what if it fails? I’ll throw you in the chamber—let’s see who prevails [Chorus] When life gives you lemons, you don’t make lemonade You burn life’s house down with combustible grenades Science isn’t safe, it’s not supposed to be If it doesn’t kill you first, you’re learning, trust me! We’re pushing the limits, we’re blowing up walls So grab those lemons and torch them all! [Verse 2] Don’t worry about the lawsuits, sign those waivers quick If you survive the test, well, then you’ll be slick We've got gels, we've got turrets, and deadly lasers, too And I promise, none of them want to kill you You see, it's science! Messy, brutal, true And I’m Cave Johnson—who the hell are you? I built this place, with my blood and my sweat You think I care about your safety? You haven’t seen it yet [Pre-Chorus] So jump through that portal, don’t look back or slow And if you catch on fire—well, now you know! [Chorus] When life gives you lemons, you don’t make lemonade You rig the lemons up and detonate the trade Science is messy, it's danger, it’s guts If you haven’t risked your life, you haven’t done enough! We’re playing with lightning, we’re breaking the mold So grab those lemons and watch them explode! [Bridge] Yeah, I’ll make life rue the day it gave me fruit I’ll burn its house down—that’s my pursuit You want safe science? You’re in the wrong place Here, we’re testing the limits of the human race Forget caution—who needs a plan? Throw those lemons like a madman! I’m Cave Johnson—this is what I do And if you’re still breathing, well, good for you [Chorus] When life gives you lemons, you don’t just comply You weaponize those things, make science fly We’re throwing caution straight into the flame If you want to win the race, then wreck the game We’re bending the laws, breaking all that’s known So take those lemons, and make them your throne! [Outro] I said, take those lemons and torch it all You think I care about safety? I’d rather see you fall This is Aperture, we’ve got tests to run And if you’re still alive, well, the fun’s just begun! So gear up, soldier—we’ve got armies to raise Mantises with lasers in a fiery blaze You’re part of something big, but don’t lose heart And oh, trust me... you’ll know when the test starts.