The Ballad of Budle Lodge AI Song

Ben thought a spider crawled out from his cereal box, Convinced it laid some eggs among the crunchy Chocapocs. He found it hard to stomach, couldn't eat another bite, At Budle Lodge, the morning started with a fright! Oh, the tales we tell at Budle Lodge, Where chaos is the norm. From spiders in the cereal To surviving nature's storm. Laughing through the madness, We wouldn't change a thing. These are the crazy moments That make our hearts all sing! Sarah cooked a special dish, cod with noodles in a bowl, But the kids revolted, said they'd rather eat some coal. She shed a tear while they declared a culinary coup, Desperate single mum special just wouldn't do! Ben filmed Walter driving straight into a hedge, During solo lessons, he went right over the edge. And every hour we’d shout, “Hey, where's the dog?” Chasing Tay and Ziggy through the misty morning fog. Oh, the tales we tell at Budle Lodge, Where chaos is the norm. From dogs gone missing daily To Walter's hedge reform. Laughing through the madness, We wouldn't change a thing. These are the crazy moments That make our hearts all sing! At five o'clock the Fortnite wars would rage across the halls, Accusations flying, bouncing off the walls. Phones and iPads airborne in a bandwidth-stealing fight, Sibling love in action, what a sight! Willow and Butter, our delightful fluffy friends, Duvet surfing sand dunes, breaking all the trends. Redneck jacuzzi in the greenhouse with some wasps, An experience enjoyed by almost all the cast! Oh, the tales we tell at Budle Lodge, Where chaos is the norm. From wasps in hot tub parties To pets that love to swarm. Laughing through the madness, We wouldn't change a thing. These are the crazy moments That make our hearts all sing! Cows decided they'd had enough of us fools, Stampeding towards us, breaking all the rules. Walter took refuge atop some old machinery, While we ran like madmen from the bovine scenery. Movie night with Spiderverse projected on the wall, Snuggled up with pets, we were having quite a ball. Andy up the ladder trying to improve the Wi-Fi, Tree pruning, cable laying, reaching for the sky. Oh, the tales we tell at Budle Lodge, Where chaos is the norm. From cows in wild stampedes To Andy's tech reform. Laughing through the madness, We wouldn't change a thing. These are the crazy moments That make our hearts all sing! Camping by the lakeside, adventures did unfold, Tay coughed up half a sheep, a story to be told. Jamie chauffeured Andy, who was incapacitated, Exploding beans and whisky left us all elated. Frogmageddon struck us with candles in the lake, Somebody got sick leaning out for goodness sake. Climbing through the window trying not to make a peep, But crashing to the floor, we roused from sleep! Oh, the tales we tell at Budle Lodge, Where chaos is the norm. From camping misadventures To nights that we transform. Laughing through the madness, We wouldn't change a thing. These are the crazy moments That make our