Spreadsheet Wars: The Battle of Anaplan AI Song

[Verse] Paul's got his spreadsheet armies dead in their rows Gergo's got his Pigment flying high no lows Josh he's there with Excel tabs open wide Words on their faces where geek pride don't hide [Verse 2] They all standing tall fights with formulas and cells Pivot tables spinning data Wizard spells Strategic workforce planning in their hands Crowded office battlefield rubber-banding bands [Chorus] Spreadsheet wars oh the stars of the corporate grind Numbers battles people on their minds Anaplan troopers Pigment ninjas too Microsoft Excel Warriors brave and true [Verse] Paul's macro coding making heads explode Gergo's pivot tactics winning paving roads Josh with graphs so vivid colors scream Charts of dreams drowning schemes in the mainstream [Verse 2] Late night battles under fluorescent lights Data fights rages on endless bytes Pencils snapping Coffee stains galore Planner soldiers they fight an unseen war [Chorus] Spreadsheet wars oh the stars on the table where they ride Numbers crunching logic they can't hide Anaplan breakers Pigment challengers all Microsoft Excel They rise and they fall