Magnets AI Song

Verse 1: Sam's talkin' 'bout wormholes and quantum mechanics, Something about particles and things going frantic. She says it's all simple, just physics and math, But I’m lost in the jargon, trying not to laugh. She’s explaining equations, I nod and pretend, But all I can think is: “When’s lunch gonna end?” Pre-Chorus: She says "Energy’s conserved," and I scratch my head, I'm pretty sure she said that last week... or instead... Chorus: Yeah, she’s got it all figured out, her brilliant mind, But I’m still stuck trying to rewind. Gravity, mass, maybe quantum entanglements, But hey, I'm sure it has something to do with magnets! Verse 2: Daniel’s got books piled high to the sky, He reads in dead languages—don’t ask me why. Talkin' 'bout gods, myths, and some culture’s flair, I'm just tryin' to keep up, not fall outta my chair. He rambles in Goa'uld, or maybe it’s Greek, All I hear is “blah blah” every time he speaks. Pre-Chorus: He’s decoding a tablet from some ancient war, Meanwhile, I’m thinking, “I’ve heard this before…” Chorus: Yeah, Daniel’s a genius, no doubt in my mind, He digs through the past, uncovering time. Hieroglyphs, runes—some ancient enchantments, But hey, I'm sure it has something to do with magnets! Bridge: Then there’s Teal’c with his eyebrow raise, He says “Indeed,” like it’s the answer to a maze. He’s got his staff weapon, and that’s pretty neat, But his Jaffa meditation? Man, I need a seat. He’s all wisdom and silence, I try to keep pace, But I’m still stuck figuring out the Stargate base. Chorus: Yeah, the team’s full of smarts, I’ll give them that, While I’m just here, holding my hat. Cosmic waves, wormholes, and cosmic enhancements, But hey, I'm sure it has something to do with magnets! Outro Chorus: Magnets, magnets, they’re the key to it all, When science gets tricky, I just give 'em a call. SG-1's got the smarts, they’ve got all the fragments, But me? I’m still sure it has something to do with magnets!