Road Rules for Wylie Fools AI Song

[Verse 1] Dear Wylie drivers, we need to chat, About the basics you clearly forgot— That lever on the left, yeah, it’s called a turn signal, Use it once in a while, it’s really that simple! Headlights? They’re not just to help you see, They’re so the rest of us know where you might be. And those high beams, no, they’re not for the fog, Blinding everyone is just plain wrong! [Chorus] Your driving skills should be in the hall of shame, A disaster waiting in every lane. Go back to driver’s ed, get yourself trained, Before you cause more road rage and pain! From signals to stopping, it’s just common sense, So, why’s your driving so dense? Hall of shame, it’s where you belong, Let’s fix it now, before it all goes wrong! [Verse 2] Following close won’t get you there quick, Tailgating’s not gonna change the traffic flow, slick. Turning from the center lane, left or right— That’s just dumb, I don’t care if it’s night. And when you swing right, don’t swerve left like a boat, Stick to your lane, or I’ll have to take notes. [Chorus] Your driving skills should be in the hall of shame, A disaster waiting in every lane. Go back to driver’s ed, get yourself trained, Before you cause more road rage and pain! From signals to stopping, it’s just common sense, So, why’s your driving so dense? Hall of shame, it’s where you belong, Let’s fix it now, before it all goes wrong! [Bridge] Maybe you’re late or just didn’t see, But the rules of the road don’t bend for thee. So let’s agree, before it’s too late, You need a refresher—before we meet fate! [Chorus (final)] Your driving skills should be in the hall of shame, A disaster waiting in every lane. Go back to driver’s ed, get yourself trained, Before you cause more road rage and pain! From signals to stopping, it’s just common sense, So, why’s your driving so dense? Hall of shame, it’s where you belong, Let’s fix it now, before it all goes wrong!