HR Analytics v1 AI Song

In the land of BT offices wide, David and Mads set out side by side. "Our HR data's in a bit of a mess, We need analytics to relieve this stress!" They gathered proposals, an RFI parade, Looking for the tool that could make the grade. Visier, Crunchr, OneModel too, SAP Analytics Cloud came into view. Oh, David and Mads on a mission so grand, Searching for solutions across the land. Visier's the dream but costs a ton, Finding the right one could save everyone! First up was Crunchr with charts galore, But the interface made their eyes feel sore. OneModel tried to model their woes, But ended up tangled in data rows. SAP's Cloud had features profound, But configuring that was a circus clown. They needed a hero, a data knight, To turn their HR darkness into light. Oh, David and Mads, scratching their heads, Lost in a sea of Excel spreadsheets and threads. Visier's the gem that shines so bright, But the budget screams in sheer fright! They thought about fundraising with a bake sale flair, But selling cupcakes wouldn't get them there. Maybe they'd start a viral dance, But their TikTok moves didn't stand a chance. Just when hope was fading away, An idea struck like a lightning ray. "Let's negotiate, see what they say, Perhaps Visier's price can be swayed!" Oh, David and Mads, they're back in the game, Haggling and bargaining without any shame. Visier might just save the day, If only they can find a cheaper way! They pitched their case with passion and zeal, "Think of all the data we'll reveal!" Visier pondered, then agreed, To a deal that met their need. Now BT's data is crisp and clear, Thanks to our duo's persistence and cheer. They saved the company from analytic doom, Now happiness fills the conference room. Oh, David and Mads, they pulled it through, With a savvy plan and a discount too! Visier's onboard, BT is saved, Time for a party—they've got it made! So here's a toast to our favorite pair, Who showed us all what it means to care. When faced with a challenge, they didn't quit, They found the solution that perfectly fit!