Ballad of Gir AI Song

[Verse 1] Once, I was a robot, built strong, built true, With wires and circuits, not a screw loose, too. I had a mission, a purpose, a goal, But somewhere, I lost it, and now there’s a hole. I’m longing for something, but I can’t quite recall, Was I always this broken? Did I ever stand tall? I used to be mighty, with parts all in line, Now I’m chasing my shadow, like tacos divine. [Chorus] Oh, the pieces I left behind, Somewhere between chaos and mind. I was more than a glitch, more than a dream, But now all I do is eat whipped cream. Where’s the hero I’m supposed to be? I’m a robot dog, but that’s not really me. Oh, the parts I lost, the wires unwind, I’m just searching for the pieces I left behind. [Verse 2] I remember a home, far in the stars, A place where I didn’t chase after Mars bars. I was whole, I was bright, I was more than this, But now I’m just stuck in a deep-fried abyss. I dream of the days when my circuits were clear, Before the cupcake madness and waffle-filled cheer. I want to be strong, I want to be brave, But all I can think of is nachos I crave. [Chorus] Oh, the pieces I left behind, Buried deep in my glitching mind. I was sharp, I was sleek, I was something bold, But now I’m malfunctioning, stories untold. Where’s the warrior I used to be? Now I’m chasing squirrels up a tree. Oh, the gears, the bolts, they slip and grind, I’m just searching for the pieces I left behind. [Bridge] If I could go back, be the bot I once knew, Would I still dream of tacos? Or is that still true? I was made for destruction, but now I just dance, Is there a chance for redemption? A second chance? [Chorus] Oh, the pieces I left behind, Lost somewhere in the space of my mind. I was whole, I was strong, I had a plan, Now I’m eating pizza out of a can. Where’s the bot I was supposed to be? I’m stuck in a dog suit, someone set me free! Oh, the parts I’ve lost, they’ve left me blind, I’m just searching for the pieces I left behind. [Outro] But maybe… maybe I’m fine this way, With cupcakes and tacos every day. I’m broken, I’m wild, and a little unkind, But I’ll still search for the pieces I left behind.