Donde Esta El Baño? AI Song

[Verse 1] Wandering through the streets, feeling bold yet scared, My stomach’s doing flips, like I just didn’t prepare. The buildings loom above me, in a style quite unique, But I just need a restroom, man, it’s getting bleak! [Pre-Chorus] Dad said, “If you’re in trouble, just shout that line with pride, Wherever you may wander, it'll be your trusty guide.” [Chorus] Donde esta el baño? I yell with all my might, Thinking it’s a universal plea, in the day or night. But the locals just keep staring, like I’ve lost my mind, Oh, why's it so confusing? Am I really that blind? [Verse 2] I dart past all the stalls, smelling borscht and rye, Thinking my Spanish skills would help, oh, my, oh my! The food is so exotic, but I just can’t focus right, When nature calls for help, it’s a bathroom fight! [Pre-Chorus] I try to ask a lady, but she just shakes her head, “Maybe if I show them, they’ll understand instead!” [Chorus] Donde esta el baño? I shout, “Please, can you hear?” But they laugh and shrug their shoulders, “What’s this nonsense here?” I’m begging for salvation, my hope begins to wane, Oh, why’s it so complicated? I must be insane! [Bridge] Then I spot a sign ahead, it’s shining bright and clear, But as I run towards it, a wave of doubt draws near. It’s in a language I don’t speak, and I stop in my tracks, “Did Dad lie about this phrase?” as reality attacks. [Chorus] Donde esta el baño? But wait, what’s this I see? It’s a sign in Cyrillic, staring back at me! I thought it was universal, this line I had in mind, But here in Russia, it’s like I’m losing my grind! [Outro] So if you’re lost and panicking, with nowhere to go, Just remember “Donde esta el baño?” won’t help you, though. Maybe next time I’ll check first, learn a phrase or two, Or just carry a map and find a way through!