Oh No, Not Again! AI Song

Verse 1 I woke up this morning, rolled right out of bed, Hit the floor face first, now my nose is red. Stumbled to the kitchen, lookin’ for some toast, Burnt my hand on the stove, now I’m mad the most! Pre-Chorus Spilled my coffee, tripped on the cat, Tried to put on my shoes, but they were flat. Everything’s a mess, can’t catch a break, Oh man, how much more can I take?! Chorus Oh no, not again! Everything’s goin' wrong, where do I begin? From the bed to the floor, to the kitchen door, This day’s been a disaster and there’s surely more! Oh no, not again! The universe is laughin’, I’m trapped in its spin! One thing after another, I can’t pretend— This day’s a disaster from start to end! Verse 2 Got dressed in a rush, ran out the door, But my car won’t start—what a bore! Busted heel on my shoe, ripped my pants on the seat, Now I’m limping down the sidewalk with socks on my feet. Pre-Chorus Called the boss, but my phone went dead, Dropped it in a puddle, now it’s water-fed. Stepped in gum, my luck’s gone flat, Why does life keep doin’ me like that?! Chorus Oh no, not again! I’m living in a nightmare, how did this begin? From the bed to the street, it’s just one big fail, I’m the main event in a slapstick tale! Oh no, not again! I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever win! One thing after another, I can’t defend— This day’s a trainwreck that’ll never end! Bridge I slipped on a banana peel like in the cartoons, Spilled my lunch, then lost my balloons. Knocked over my coffee (again) at noon, Is it possible to be this marooned?! Verse 3 Finally, the day’s done, I collapse in bed, Prayin' tomorrow’s not filled with dread. But wait! What’s this? I wake with a scream, It’s all been a nightmare, just one crazy dream! Chorus Oh no, not again! It was all in my head, I’m free from the spin! But as I get outta bed, guess what I see— That same dumb floor’s waitin’ for me! Oh no, not again! Face first on the floor—here we go, my friend! The dream repeats, I’ve got no defense— Guess my tragic day’s back with a vengeance! Outro (Spoken): “Well… here we go again.”