Wanda & Charles v3 AI Song

In a house on Selsdon Road, lives a man named Charles, A barrister by day, in court he weaves his tales. But when he heads back home, he swaps his robe and wig, For a mismatched pair of slippers and his Porsche parked on the zig. Oh, the chaos on Selsdon Road, Where love and laughter overflowed. Charles and Wanda might disagree, But home's the place they're meant to be. Wanda's from Brazil, with passion in her stride, She dances through the kitchen, leaves samba in her glide. But when she spots a rat, she'll leap onto a chair, Screaming for her Charles, who trips up the stairs. Oh, the madness on Selsdon Road, Where every day's a new episode. Samba meets the British rain, But they'd do it all over again. They often lose their keys, locked outside they stand, Triggering the house alarms, waving to the band. Neighbors come to help, they’re always super kind, Hosting impromptu parties, with whatever they can find. Oh, the antics on Selsdon Road, Where stories constantly unfold. Doors are slamming, shades of blue, But they'll always see it through. Sophia's in her room, music blaring loud, Teenage rebel spirit, marching with the proud. She "borrowed" Dad's Porsche, took it for a ride, Came back with a selfie and a grounding justified. Oh, the laughter on Selsdon Road, A place where love is in code. Amidst the quirks and all the fun, They wouldn't trade it for anyone. Henry's wavy hair, a wild and wondrous sight, A tumbleweed atop his head, it gives the birds a fright. He tries to tame the chaos with a comb and lots of care, But every morning he wakes up with a new style to declare! Oh, the capers on Selsdon Road, Where affection is the secret code. Chaos reigns but all agree, It's the best place they could be. Neighbors peek through curtains, place their daily bets, "What's the spectacle today? Any new vignettes?" But Charles and Wanda smile and wave, kindness on display, "Join us for some tea," they shout, "Let's brighten up your day!" So here's to life on Selsdon Road, Where hearts are full and love's bestowed. Charles and Wanda lead the way, In their perfectly imperfect sway. When the sun sets over Selsdon Road, And stars wink from above, They gather 'round, this quirky bunch, Bound by laughter, bound by love.