Kitchen Blues AI Song

In dear old Blighty lived a lass named Sarah fair, Her kitchen renovation gave her quite a scare. Battling builders, November's the date, But will it be done? Well, she'll just have to wait! Oh, Sarah's spinning like a top, With teens and covers, she can't stop! Ben's raiding the biscuits, Jamie's out late, Lauren's on her mobile, texting her mate. And Andy's on the sofa—what a chap, While Sarah turns grey beneath her cap! By day she designs book covers so bright, By night she dreams of kitchens gleaming white. She juggles laptops, school runs, and tea, While Andy's lost again in his BBC! Oh, Sarah's spinning like a top, With teens and covers, she can't stop! Ben's raiding the biscuits, Jamie's out late, Lauren's on her mobile, texting her mate. And Andy's on the sofa—what a chap, While Sarah turns grey beneath her cap! Tiles and trials, wires in a muddle, If only Andy would lend a hand, just a cuddle! But he's busy checking the footy score, While Sarah's left juggling even more! The builders say it'll be done come November, But didn't specify which year to remember! She laughs to herself over a cuppa brew, "At least I've got my humour to see me through!" Oh, Sarah's spinning like a top, With teens and covers, she can't stop! Ben's raiding the biscuits, Jamie's out late, Lauren's on her mobile, texting her mate. And Andy's on the sofa—what a chap, While Sarah turns grey beneath her cap! So here's to Sarah, queen of multitaskin', Handling chaos with British humour lastin'. Her kitchen might be a perpetual sight, But she'll get it sorted—just not tonight!