SaaSpresso v2 AI Song

Procurement comes in, all smooth: "Hey Andy, can you sign this form? A new SaaS app to help transform! Just a quick signature, no big deal, Let’s get it live, and make it real!" "Hold up, wait a sec, what’s this for? Who's behind this? Is there more? I’m not signing random stuff, no way— I need details before I say okay!" "Unplanned SaaS, it’s all the rage, Who needs process in this digital age? Five apps already doing the job? Forget efficiency—we’re here to mob!" "Hi all! We need this SaaS app, stat! It’s been blessed by someone, imagine that! Tomorrow’s the deadline—let’s move fast, We’ve skipped some steps, but hey, it’ll last!" "Wait, has this gone through HR’s Front Door?" "The front what? Who’s at that door? I’ve done the SIA, the PIA, blah blah, Sounds fancy, right? Can we drop the law?" "Unplanned SaaS, it’s here to stay, Skip all the checks—just fast-track away! Security, cost? Meh, let’s ignore— We’re tech rebels, breaking every door!" "Wait, what’s this? I’ve got questions, folks— Who’s paying for this? Who made these jokes? Does it integrate? What about SSO? Business continuity? What do we even know?" "Yeah, seriously, do they even support SSO? What’s their plan if things start to blow?" "Oh, c’mon, does that really matter? We’re drowning in red tape—it’s all just chatter!" "Unplanned SaaS, it’s like a ride, Strap in, hang on, enjoy the slide! Who needs security, who needs a plan? We’ve got deadlines—no time to scan!" "What’s the business value? Let’s get real, Can we cut services, make this a deal?" "It’ll save someone time, somewhere, I swear, That’s gotta be worth at least… I dunno, a pair?" "Okay, but how much will it cost per year?" "Between £300 and £30k—let’s say it's near!" "Wow, that’s specific—love the range, This app sounds like it’s out of my price exchange!" "And how many users will it serve?" "2 to 50—it’s a curve! Could be more, could be less, But hey, let’s just say it’s for the best!" "Secured, right? Got that all locked down?" "Sure, sure, secure enough for this town!" "Do they even have a backup plan? Or will it all crash when we hit the fan?" "Unplanned SaaS, we’re in a bind, Who cares if it’s half-designed? Integration? Meh, we’ll figure it out, Just sign the form—let’s end this bout!" "So Andy, sign it? What do you say?" "Sure, what’s another unplanned delay?"