Flat-Pack Frenzy AI Song

Verse 1: I just bought a shelf from the local store, Thought it’d be easy—yeah, I’ve built one before. I open the box, what do I see? A hundred tiny pieces staring back at me! The instructions are pictures, no words at all, Step one: "Align this screw with that wall?" Now I’m squinting at drawings, scratching my head, Where’s that piece they labeled as 'Mystery Thread'? Pre-Chorus: Oh, I’m feeling pretty bold, With my Allen wrench of gold, But wait—why are there ten screws left? Am I losing control? Chorus: It’s a flat-pack frenzy, losing my mind, Missing parts, no clue what I’ll find! I’ll end up with a chair or a shelf, But it won’t look like anything I’ve ever built myself! Oh, it’s a flat-pack frenzy, hope I don’t crack, How did I end up with two extra backs? I’m building something, just don’t know what— By the time I’m done, it might be a robot! Verse 2: Got a screw through my finger, not part of the plan, The instruction dude’s laughing, yeah, that evil stick man. Now I’m flipping the pages, losing my cool, The picture shows a hammer but I’ve only got a stool. Where’s the part they called 'piece number three'? Oh, it’s stuck to the dog, guess it’s not debris. Try to call the helpline—yeah, what a joke, They put me on hold—now I’m going broke! Pre-Chorus: Oh, I’m starting to regret, This cursed furniture set, Now I’m building something sideways, I’m trapped in this net! Chorus: It’s a flat-pack frenzy, instructions be damned, The shelf looks more like a kickstand! Why’s there a piece shaped like a trapezoid? I think my sanity’s been destroyed! Oh, it’s a flat-pack frenzy, missing some screws, Now my lamp’s leaning like it’s had some booze! I don’t know what I’m making here, But at least I’ll have some modern art, my dear! Bridge: I tried to follow, really, I swear! But now this bookshelf’s shaped like a square… And look—there’s a part I missed, Is this a table or a filing desk twist? Chorus: It’s a flat-pack frenzy, it’s outta control, I’m stuck with a chair that’s missing a pole! How did I make this mess of things? Shoulda just bought one with some actual springs! Oh, it’s a flat-pack frenzy, what have I done? Now the shelf’s falling, better run! Guess I’m heading back to the store— To buy more screws, I need thirty-four! Outro: Yeah, I’m stuck in this flat-pack, it’s true, But hey, I built… something new? It’s not a shelf or a bed, It’s just a chaos invention in my head!