So-Bear's No-Nonsense Halloween AI Song

(Verse 1) Late at night, the streets are dark, You think you're slick, tryin' to leave your mark, Got that cigarette, you think you're cool, But So-Bear's watchin', breakin’ all the rules. Out the shadows, here he comes, A six-foot bear, and he’s lookin’ dumb, But don’t be fooled, he’s on the prowl, Smackin' that bad stuff right out with a growl. (Chorus) So-Bear says NO! (Clap, clap) He’s comin' out the shadows, creepin' real slow, So-Bear says NO! (Clap, clap) From the alley to the fridge, better watch your flow. (Verse 2) You’re in the alley, think you’re sly, Buying that junk, under the midnight sky, But So-Bear’s lurkin’, don’t make a sound, Pulls that dealer deep into the ground. You sneak a sip from Dad’s cold brew, You don’t think anyone’s watchin’ you, But from the corner, out of nowhere, Comes the furry fist of So-Bear! (Chorus) So-Bear says NO! (Clap, clap) He’s comin' out the shadows, creepin' real slow, So-Bear says NO! (Clap, clap) From the alley to the fridge, better watch your flow. (Bridge) Halloween night, kids think it’s sweet, But So-Bear’s lurkin’ on every street, Candy’s cool, but don’t even try, Anything bad, or you’ll see him fly! (Spoken Breakdown) You’re on the porch, knockin' at the door, But So-Bear’s there, ready to roar! He don’t talk much, he just points and stares, And with one big swipe, he clears the air. (Chorus) So-Bear says NO! (Clap, clap) He’s comin' out the shadows, creepin' real slow, So-Bear says NO! (Clap, clap) From the alley to the fridge, better watch your flow. (Outro) So this Halloween, you better beware, Of the giant, fuzzy, sober bear, He’s keepin' watch, both day and night, So don’t mess up, or he’ll end your fright. So-Bear says NO!