Wylie Road Rage AI Song

[Verse 1] Rolling through Wylie, it’s outta control, Turn signals? Nah, they just take a stroll. Weaving through lanes like they’re reading our minds, Driving like this should be some kind of crime. High beams blazing, burning up the night, Blinding us all, like that makes it right. Cutting me off, swinging wide in a spin, Left from the right, where do I begin? [Chorus 1] Oh, Wylie drivers, what’s going on? You weave through the traffic, your signals are gone. Cutting from right, sliding into my lane, We’re just trying to survive this Wylie insane! [Verse 2] Headlights off, driving deep into dark, Invisible till they just hit park. Cutting in line when the turn lane’s too long, Texting in school zones like nothing is wrong. Making their lanes from the middle, they go, Turning left fast, and it’s all for show. Tailgating close if I’m not doing more, Speed limit’s just a suggestion to ignore. [Chorus 2] Oh, Wylie drivers, where’s common sense? Cutting in line and tailgating’s intense. Texting through school zones, making your own way, We’re just trying to survive another crazy day! [Verse 3] They think they can cross in rush hour's standstill, Turning left through the traffic like it's their will. Honking the horn, but it don’t mean a thing, Wylie streets are a mess, where’s the king? Passing on shoulders, merging with a shove, Acting like road laws don’t matter above. Brake checks and games like it’s all for fun, These Wylie drivers? Man, they’re coming undone! [Chorus 3] Oh, Wylie drivers, why’s it so tough? Turning through traffic, you make it so rough. Brake checks and wild cuts in the worst way, We’re just trying to survive another rush hour day! [Bridge] It’s a warzone on these Texas streets, No rules here, it’s chaos at our feet. Honking my horn, but no one cares, These drivers must come straight out of nightmares! [Final Chorus] Oh, Wylie drivers, can’t you feel my pain? Your signals are gone, and you swerve in my lane. Tailgating close, texting while you drive, We’re just trying to survive this Wylie suicide! [Outro] They cut the line, turn left across the light, Tailgate so close, looking for a fight. I’m not saying I’m perfect, that’s not true, But Wylie drivers, I’m just better than you!