Donde Esta El Baño? AI Song

[Verse 1] Walking down the streets here, feeling lost and alone, My stomach starts to rumble, I need a place like home. I look at all the faces, but their words don’t make sense, Only phrase I know now, it’s my only defense. [Pre-Chorus] Dad said, “In a pinch, just shout it out with pride, Wherever you may wander, let it be your guide.” [Chorus] Donde esta el baño? I scream out at the top, Thinking it will save me, can’t let this chance drop. But the faces keep on staring, like I’ve lost my mind, Oh, why’s it so confusing? Am I really that blind? [Verse 2] Rushing past the stalls now, smelling cabbage and meat, Thought my Spanish skills would help me find a seat. But the folks around me, they just shrug and stare, When nature calls for help, it’s a true nightmare! [Pre-Chorus] I try to ask a lady, but she just shakes her head, “Maybe if I mime it, they’ll get what I said!” [Chorus] Donde esta el baño? I shout, “Please, can you hear?” But they laugh and shrug their shoulders, like I’m not even here. I’m begging for salvation, my hope begins to wane, Oh, why’s it so complicated? I must be insane! [Bridge] Then I spot a glowing sign, shining bright and clear, But as I run towards it, I feel my heart draw near. It’s in a foreign language, I stop right in my tracks, “Did Dad lie about this phrase?” as reality attacks. [Chorus] Donde esta el baño? But wait, what’s this I see? It’s a sign in Cyrillic, laughing back at me! I thought it was universal, this line I had in mind, But here in Russia, it’s like I’m losing my grind! [Outro] So if you’re lost and panicking, with nowhere to go, Just remember “Donde esta el baño?” won’t help you, though. Next time I’ll be smarter, learn a phrase or two, Or just carry a map and find a way through!